Reality TV and Celebs.

I feel a rant coming on. Although not interested in the Channel Five Celeb reality show The Farm, Ratboy flicked it on and I found my self sucked in as to who the next 'celebrity' would be. It really is pushing the boundaries of the term 'celebrity' and I really hate 'celebs' who are famous for being famous (usually off the back of someone else).

When the ten freaks were in the house the biggest names were Lionel Blair and Orville (with Keith Harris), with honourable mention going to Lucy Ewing (aka Charlene Tilton).

The rest were made up of a couple of porn stars; a glamour model; a minor soap actress/model type who used to be married to the son of John Major; a boy band failure/reality TV 'star'; a rapper and (deep breath) Dave Morgan.

Who? Quite. Dave Morgan, little know outside the pages of heat before Sunday, and now The News of The World as he thoughtfully kissed and told on his ex-fiancee and mother of his baby. Now his actions have been justified and he has become a 'bona fide celebrity' and got on a Reality TV show. Fuckwit.