Celeb BB Update

Well the housemates have settled in and were getting along fine. Note the use of the word 'were'.

We have seen John pick his nose and eat it. We have seen John in his underpants. A nation vomits on both counts.

We have heard Lisa's loud, bossy and dull voice.

We have heard Kenzie plonk himself in the Diary Room chair and ask "What's up Bruv?" To Big Brother. Class.

All was going well til the first task. They had to win their shopping by going on a roundabout spun by John, then wading through all sorts of muck. They didn't win it all and John was exhausted. He was fine until he found out there would be no milk (later exchanged for broad beans) or Diet Coke for him to drink and proceeded to stage a one-man silent protest and refused to get involved in anything.

Later that night, Kenzie, on Big Brother's instructions shut the bedroom door. John ranted at him for not standing up and called him 'weak' which served to aggravate the younger (and slightly pissed) man.