Big Brother Update

What an eventful week in the BB House as 14 fame hungry wannabes bitch and argue of national TV for thirteen weeks for my entertainment.

BB gave the housemates a brotherhood task and two random housemates (Shahbaz and Lisa) were the leaders, immune from nominations and the only people to get their suitcases. They were allowed to choose people to join them as and when BB said so. Most people were more upset at not getting their suitcases than avoiding eviction and it caused some tears and tantrums. Nikki wanted bottled water and thus had a tantrum about this, as well as not having her stuff several times, she was highly entertaining.

In other news Shahbaz was getting attention and wanted more so proceeded to go out of his way to wind up and spat with his housemates as much as possible. He was overly tactile with people he had just met, and requests to tone it down were ignored. He had some spectacular rows and exhibited some rather unhinged behaviour, but ultimately found that the rest of the housemates had ganged up on him and became the victim himself, before walking after a kind of mini breakdown on day 5.

Dawn the alleged misanthropist (who wasn't) got a message to say her sister was ill, she then told her fellow housemates that this was actually a code that meant all was not well with her portrayal in the outside world and that she should leave. BB decided she had actually broken the rules about contact with the outside world and ejected her. Not that it made any difference as she wanted to go anyway and BB and presenter declarations about her being a rule breaker were all a bit lame, as basically they had got one over them.

At the end of the brotherhood task the only ones without a suitcase were Dawn, Bonnie (pronounced Bonn-eh) and Glyn. After dawn was 'ejected' Glyn and Bonnie went head to head for last night eviction that saw the dull, unattractive non-entity Bonnie leave.