BB5 Where are they now?

OK, so it has only been a weeks since the final, but what have they got up to?

Nadia is apparently bookies favourite to be the first housemate to marry, after having received letters from so many interested guys.

Jason's birth mother has got back in touch, he apprently has had a tearful reunion with her. He supposedly will be offered a nice sum to promote fake tan.

Dan seems to have disappeared, he wants to carry on working with his band Icehouse Project.

Shell had admited to a bit of self-relief under the covers, she has also posed in her lingerie for a red top.

Stuart and Michelle are still together. Stu signed an exclusive deal with the Daily Star for £100,000. Michelle has been offered lots of advertisement deals, plus Playboy, it is rumoured.

Victor apparently has got himself involved in fisticuffs with Lee Ryan from Blue. Lee has never been known to hold back from trouble, and Victor was apparently pissed off that lee's bandmate Duncan, had slagged him off in Big Brother's Little Brother (or BBLB if you prefer).

Ahmed is to become a radio agony aunt (or uncle). Yes, really.

Bekki still looks like she needs a good wash.

Marco has guested in a West End musical.

Emma has been fighting with Victor again, when they were interviewed at MTV.

Vanessa, who is now dating TV presenter Ben Fogle after being set up by BBLB, has got involved in a TV stunt that has seen her chucking drinks over people and getting handcuffed to them.

Kitten is getting married apparently. Don't think anyone really cares what else she is doing, as long as she is being an idiot elsewhere.