National Talk Like A Pirate Day (Yes, really)

Today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day. I found this website to tell me my correct pirate name: Iron Anne Bonney :

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!