X-Factor

It's back! The audition shows kicked off yesterday and the Great British public got to see a hint of some of the (limited) talent there was to come, the freaks who think they have something, and the not-quite-got-it-but-has-eyebrows-plucked-to-oblivion contestants who have (allegedly) had their lives ruined by the supposedly calous judges of Sharon Osborne, Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh.

Roll on the next episode of failures for my amusement.