BB Update

Oh Dear Makosi. After being stopped by police for not wearing a seatbelt, she has been interviewed by immigration authorities for breaking the terms of her visa, by leaving her hospital job to go into the Big Brother house. She needs to lodge an appeal or risks being deported in the nest 10 days.

Vanessa has been on the publicity trail for the show's sponsors Talk Talk.

Anthony has been falling out of nightclubs and has been branded talentless.

Eugene has had a feature with glam photos in heat and has a text stalker.

Kinga is losing weight and has a manager ready to launch her pop career.

Derek is hanging out with toff mates.

Craig is supposedly still mates with Anthony, even though he sided with Makosi for a while over the debate of if they did or didn't do it in the pool.

Orlaith has a stalker and has posed topless for lads' mags.

Kemal wants a sex change. Or maybe just more publicity.

Science wants to be a gigilo.

Maxwell and Saskia are still an item and will tell anyone who listens (especially if they pay them) about the fantastic sex they are having outside the BB house.

Rumours are that Roberto may have his own cookery show.

Sam got her tits out at every available opportunity.

Lesley has had hair extensions and is readily available to attend the opening of an envelope.

Mary has done sod all apart from look scary.