The Farm

Channel Five, not known for quality programming at the best of times, has started its own reality show called The Farm that features footballer Stan Collymore, Paul Daniel's wife and assistant Debbie McGee, Margi Clark, Vanilla Ice and a few other 'Z-List' celebs. I tried to watch it but found it all a bit dire. However missed one episode that caused some fuss, that of Rebecca Loos (another one famous for nothing - other than allegedly having an affair with David Beckham) helping a boar to relieve himself. Details here. I think I am very glad I missed this.